Goat Simulator, known for wonderful DLC, like their eerily realistic MMO simulator, has teamed up with the Payday team to bring fans Goat Simulator: Payday. “You’ve crashed into people’s windows with a jetpack, you’ve hit level 101 in the Goat MMO Simulator, you’ve survived the zombie apocalypse. How do you even top that?”

The Payday DLC will be like playing real Payday, but with goats. The 4 Goat Sim Payday characters are Dom Pastrami, a goat, Valentino Salami, a flamingo, Humpfrey Ciabatta, a camel, and Dolph Spagetti, a dolphin in a wheelchair. They each have their own interesting skills, including gliding, running, and scaling buildings.

You’ll be able to bind NPCs with cable ties, steal cars, and even make your own with Space Cars, “We saw that movie where they race cars made out of garbage in the desert, so now you can do it too.”

Players will be given access to the in-game PRANKNET, a service that matches goats with mischief that needs to be finished. You’ll choose from available jobs and be connected to local contacts, where you will do horrible things for money. Money can be spent at the Mahatma Gambling casino, or on a lot of masks that barely fit your character’s face, because they’re an animal.

The Goat Simulator: Payday DLC is available now on Steam and the Xbox Marketplace for $4.99

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