A real estate company by the name of Movoto has recently released an hysterical statement proclaiming that they want the next Grand Theft Auto game to be set in Portland, Oregon. While we are a long way from realistically speculating about where the inevitable sixth installment in the GTA series will take place, who knows where we might begin hijacking cars and what not next.

“We looked at several cities, trying to see which one would be a great place to steal cars and run over hookers in,” Movoto’s Willie Clark said. “It’s hard to argue with numbers, and the numbers show that not only is Portland a great choice for the next GTA, but also that Portland probably would have actually been a better choice than that lame-sauce city Los Whateveros.”

When you look at what the core of Grand Theft Auto’s real estate is, it consists of gun shops, strip clubs, police stations, and the main deal breaker, coffee shops. Of which the city of Portland alone has 637.

Let us know in the comments below where you think the GTA series should go next.

  • lol nope. I read this earlier and I thought it was a joke from some dude in Portland. That entire state seems more like an area for horror or dramatic games, not fun, bright and vibrant games. Heck why not Seattle in 1993? Las Vegas comes to mind. But really they should stick with the biggest US cities. Chicago, NYC, Los Angeles and Dallas. Heck they can have Dallas / Fort Worth. They’d love to parody Texans and how crazy they are. Californians are crazy in a different laid back who cares sort of way. Like the grade A health inspected restaurants with dogs inside or the waitresses that sit to have a chat with you the customer to explain their careers and hopes.

    • Chandler Tate

      I’d personally like to see one in a more realistically portrayed NYC, that would be amazing.

      • You had that with GTA 4. What I think is Miami will be next, but then people might insta-hate it for falling short of Vice City. Its all just speculation. We’ll know in 5 years 🙂 Heck could be Cleveland or GTA France where you’re the only American.

        • Chandler Tate

          Haha, GTA in another country might actually be kinda neat. I say Tokyo, that would be pretty awesome.

          • I really liked Sleeping Dogs. I hope that franchise stays out of America, even if the first True Crime games were set in America. In a way Watch Dogs is out of their own country and here in Chicago. Always interesting to see an outsider’s view of our country.

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